E=MC…. Squirrel?

“Clever boy!” is actually my middle name, my human says it all the time so it must be true. I am much brighter than a cat (obviously) although our neighbours seem to love theirs despite their lower intelligence and loyalty scores!  Cats… yuck… they make you shudder just thinking about them don’t they?  They are all so lazy…and just entirely unpleasant to look at.

Anyway, back to the question at hand.  So just how intelligent are we really, us dogs? My human tells me that research would now seem to suggest that we evolved alongside humans and are able to read your emotional state from your facial expressions, so watch out! Today we understand your emotions- tomorrow we will rule the world!! Mwhahahahahaha…….

However, if natural selection were more evident in this day and age, my friend Grover would have bought the farm ages ago!

Smell you later!

Dicky :)